Thursday, May 10, 2007
Prince: Rising Bible Bending star
CNN: The Artist Formerly Known as Prince announced today that after completing 21 concerts in London, he will take some time off to study the Bible. Revealing serious Bible bending potential, the U.S. pop sensation, known for such 1980s classics as "Purple Rain" and "Kiss," says that now he is inspired by "prophets from the Bible."
Perhaps Prince's fans can look forward to hearing some Bible bending tunes in the future. Should he (prudently) solicit the help of the BibleBending Watchdog, look for titles along the lines of "Baby, I am a Dreamer," "Proud Esther," and "When Doves Fly (and come back with signs of land)."