Monday, October 29, 2007

Britney Spears: Literalist?

Bible bending is so sneaky that sometimes no one notices except the wittiest of satirists.

Satirists such as Chris Kelly, a writer for television and a frequent contributor to Huffington Post, who had this to say about Britney Spears last words to the LA judge:

"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."

- Genesis 1:28

"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it."

- Britney Spears

What's the problem? Give her her kids back.

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