Bible bending is so sneaky that sometimes no one notices except the wittiest of satirists.
Satirists such as Chris Kelly, a writer for television and a frequent contributor to Huffington Post, who had this to say about Britney Spears last words to the LA judge:
"And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth."
- Genesis 1:28
"Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it."
- Britney Spears
What's the problem? Give her her kids back.